Start Time: 6:50
End Time: 7:04
Maturity: Not really any...
Fantasy: Aliens
Dear Diary,
It's not like they describe it in the movies. Not at all. To be honest, they don't use that enormous beam thing that they always show you. That doesn't even exist. They told me so. They thought we had one, which is why we put them in our movies. I'm not exactly sure how they're so up on our popculture, but they certainly were.
And it hurts! They have an enormous metal grappling hook, and it comes down and inserts itself into your belly-button, then opens the hook so it can't come out as easily as it went in. Then they lift you up.
Once inside, you're blinded by the darkness. They can see in the dark. It's not all bright like it is in the movies. Not at all. It's completely black, and you can feel hands running all over you, taking out that monster cord from your belly button, feeling all ten of your toes, the way your hair connects to your head, how your fingernails are shaped. All stuff that humans already know. And I would have told them, had they asked.
But they don't say anything. At least not that you can understand. They don't speak all funny either. They actually speak so low, that humans can't hear them. Like elephants. But that's not the strange part.
The strange part is that they don't have antennas, or big black eyes, or green skin. No. They're completely normal looking. They're just a bit bigger than us, size-wise. They're huge. Very tall. And their hair. That's a bit different. It grows in different colors, but none that I recognize, except for a really muddy looking gray. I can't describe it... It's like charcoal, but brown... I know, weird.
But that's still not the strangest thing. The strangest thing is that they don't eat! At all. They only drink. And halfway through, my stomach began to crave something. Meat. Anything. Luckily they seemed to know the anatomy of a human being pretty well, though I doubted they could understand me, they did bring me a plate of food, which I was careful not to devour in less than two bites.
All in all, alien abduction was fairly fun. They let me go three days later. I have no reason to tell anyone. They won't believe me, they won't do anything. It'll just cause unnecessary suspicion. But I know what happened, and that's all that matters.
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